late at night I get offensive blogging flashbacks
*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you